From Twitter

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 23, 2011

I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 27, 2013

When the priest says "Body of Christ" I say "Thanks, I've been working out." Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 11, 2011

Going to Target, anyone need anything nicer than what you'd buy at Walmart but not as nice as you'd hoped to afford at this stage in life?

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 6, 2014